Luka contemplating

Luka contemplating

20 February 2011

oops I did it again

moufff full so short update.... boy wazzz me lucky today, got off the leash in the woods, hoorray! In the middle of the woods was a huge house, main servant was talking about the poor refugees living there and she and servant 2 were admiring the building - typically humans no eye for whot really matters. But Luka hazzz! And now Luka hazzz loot, nice juicy bones and try and get them from me moufff, hah! Luka is berrie berrie fast especially with prize meat in jawz. Main servant in a state running after me howhowhow so pathetic, she should KNOW by now Luka only comes when nice tasty bonezzz is safe in me moufff. No way Luka is liffening then! Think they should skip this nonsense of no glorious food on Sundays, anyway!

12 February 2011

uh-oh, busted!

food, glorious food.... there I was, dreaming away while gently slobbering delicious buttery stuff out of a cup I managed to snitch from the kitchen counter. Awww glorious feeling of butter sliding down Luka throat... but it was quite a brick in me stomach, I tell you. I decided to take a break and guard my treasure - mine mine all mine! - for later indulgement. Then of course Main Servant came in and looked right through my snarl and took it away. She was laughing her ass off and calling us scoundrels, as Gaia quickly jumped into her seat pretending she never saw that buttercup lid before in her life, honest!
Guido just looked like a kid who got passed getting sweets - again heheheheh. Main Servant put my delicious buttercup high up on the fridge so I'll have to make a deal with one of the pointy-eared monsters to chuck it off.Wish me luck :D !